"Women Want Me, Fash Fear Me" fishing dad hat

We can't explain very much in this description without getting banned from social media...

Fash are not friends. 

Is your dad an anarchist? Get him this hat.

Anyway, it's midnight and we're too tired to write this. Please buy this hat.

It's grey with an adjustable back. The design is a white oval with a red fish and a black fish and the words "Women want me, fash fear me", much like the common hat much beloved by fishing dads everywhere.