Chippy Chop Dad Hat
Climate change is coming and we don't want to point fingers but yachts aren't exactly carbon neutral. Resource extraction got us into this mess, and I'm not saying we shouldn't chippy chop anymore but we do need to leave the trees alone.
This embroidered khaki dad hat is 100% bio-washed chino twill and perfect for daring the local police to arrest you at a climate change action. Or trying to manifest a tragic Blue Origin rocket explosion.