"Ask My Landlord" Parasite Grey Unisex Cotton T-Shirt
Your landlord is leeching off your hard-earned money like a parasite, and you can take that to the bank.
Except you can't take that to the bank, can you? Well, we can't fix the housing crisis but we can make sure you have something to wear when your landlord comes over to not fix the sink.
This shirt is unisex, so if you normally wear women's sizes go down a size down. Or don't, I'm not going to tell you how to live your life.
100% cotton, ringspun, and vaguely threatening.