Some not great news, our shop dog, marketing manager and mayoral candidate, Dog is in really rough shape.
We’re not entirely sure what’s wrong with him yet but we do know that he’s going to need about $1000 in x-rays in the next few weeks. It might be a soft tissue issue, but more than likely it’s something wrong with his spine and it’s going to involve way more tests and maybe surgery because that's what happens when you're old and more inbred than a Hapsburg.
So, we’re going to start actually paying Dog for our liberal use of his likeness in merch. Get your sticker now to show your allegiance and support for everyone's favourite mayoral candidate and insult to god and nature in these tough times.
- The Dog for Mayor campaign sticker is 3 inches
- The Doomies sticker is 2 x 4 inches
- The Piss on the Rich sticker is 2 x 4 inches
The campaign and doomies stickers are still being printed, so expect them to ship out starting June 15.