Imagine spending your whole life, dreaming of being a marine biologist and then actually doing it.
Instead of running the 3 pm show at sea world, you're in your 30's waking up in a cold sweat every night because there are fewer and fewer fish and where's the job security in that????
The answer of course is to do what we did and give up entirely, and accept that school is just a capitalist training program to equip the workforce with literacy and a love of that tasty tasty boot.
Anyway, this iron-on patch is 3.5 inches by 2 inches and will be a lovely addition to that jean jacket you have that you don't wear to work because it's too spicy. Shipped by letter mail!