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The People's Republic of Irving vs. Crude and Rude Enbridge

Megan Milton

The People's Republic of Irving vs. Crude and Rude Enbridge
The Irving family of companies has a complete stranglehold over the province of New Brunswick through its media monopoly, political meddling, and sheer wealth. But on the other hand, Enbridge just can't seem to stop leaking petroleum products into rivers, lakes, wetlands, farms, and really anywhere on Earth. Who will come out the victor and how far will they make it into Left Merch's Canada's Worst Corporation March Madness?

Don't Telus and we don't want to Bell Let's Talk about it.

Megan Milton

Welcome to Canada, a colonial grocery oligarchy and where everyone outside Saskatchewan is born and dies all while spending our lives playing a miserable game of musical-chairs with our three cell phone providers. What better place to start off what will no doubt be a month long reminder that Canada was founded by a corporation and will likely cease to exist only when Loblaw fulfils its horrible destiny to absorb every business, man, woman and child, than by ranking the terribleness of our telecoms. So we're starting with two of the Big Three Bell wants to talk, so let's do that.  For almost a...


No Gods, No Masters, No Girlbosses

Megan Milton

No Gods, No Masters, No Girlbosses

A week ago I read a headline: Vancouver's Tamara Taggart and Madame Premier combat sexist term undermining B.C. COVID-19 school concerns I had questions. This led to a rabid loop of news articles that vaguely mentioned various combinations of the words "sexist language", "hysterical", "school districts" and "Tamara Taggart" - but absolutely no answers about what exactly happened. One article alludes to someone calling parents "frenzied" in their fear of COVID, but mostly it's just puff piece after puff piece about a female-owned political t-shirt company and a local celebrity teaming up to donate 30% of the proceeds on a $45 polyester blend t-shirt...


DECLARATION OF WAR ON CHRISTMAS AND THE PROPAGANDIST MR. CLAUS

Mariah Gillis

DECLARATION OF WAR ON CHRISTMAS AND THE PROPAGANDIST MR. CLAUS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: 2020/12/24 1312 69th Avenue, Suite #420 Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, K1J 1J1 531-800-8420 praxis@anteefaglobal.biz Anteefa Global Declares War on Christmas and Santa Claus: AG threatens direct action if Mr. Claus does not comply with demands for accountability and justice   The people united have declared War on Christmas. For centuries, one man has gone unchecked, manufacturing consent for the modern surveillance state through propaganda aimed at children.  WE DEMAND: Mr. Claus must end all surveillance and data mining operations. No more Elves on Shelves, Drones in Homes or Bugs in Rugs. He has lent his mysticism and authority...


Top 13 Non-Denominational Winter Holiday Gifts for Leftists

Mariah Gillis

Top 13 Non-Denominational Winter Holiday Gifts for Leftists

1. There's a Special Place in Hell for Girlbosses T-shirt from The Ones We Love Margret Thatcher was a Girl Boss and is in hell warming a seat for Hillary Clinton and every other white feminist Girl Boss your federal Liberal or Democrat coworker is stanning at the moment.  I really, really wish we made this t-shirt.  2. Punch Nazis Keychain by RadicalButtons1 Every woman whos been alive knows the old "keys through the knuckles" trick for walking through a parking garage at night. Together we can ensure that nazis are just as terrified as we are with this "Punch Nazis"...